Mmrph. I have nothing coherent to say except that Bee (the Transformers one) needs more hugs and epic hurt/comfort fanfic still, and Bee (the conquistelocait one) is awesome and will indulge my fangirling while watching Die Hard. FTW. <3

Have some Ouran Post-It notes. *yawns* <3

Title: Ouran Host Club, Notes From Music Room 3
Rating: PG
Pairing: None (OT7?)

Note One: Arabian Day
Note Two: A Note to Kaasan

... Is bed now.

My big project went live today at work. *wobbly victory sign* Half a year later, I am victorious! And so, so tired.

But I have a long weekend with which to recover from my last two weeks of complete hell. 8D

Transformers II? Awesome. But needs even more Bee. Or, you know, Autobots in general.

Also, because I have no self control, I have started to make Ouran Host Club Notes, a series of Post-It notes that go between members of the host club. Because it's amusing and I'm a dork.

Note One: Arabian Day

With that, I go back to sleep. <3

I'm still not entirely convinced I like how I organized this to try and make it less muddled, but I'm going to post it, anyway. =_= Oh well~. The first one was for whiteadelphi, the second was for procurerfaith, but this one... This one's for me, through and through. <3

Fandom: Ouran Host Club
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Hikaru x Kaoru x Tamaki [Hikaru x Kaoru implied]
Summary: Three cities. Three stories. In the third of these, Tamaki argues the merits of "fat" architecture, asks the twins the same question only to get two different answers, and finally, because some experiences are worth your pain, lets go of the reigns.

Paris: An Experiment in Gravity
Tokyo: A Study in the Classics

( Florence: A Bicycle Built for Two )

Next, the epilogue: London: The Deluge

... And bed, now. =_= Mrr.

You know, it's impossibly fascinating that, normally, I would not waste much time with a "chick flick." They tend to bore me simply through recycled plot lines and fashion. Even if I'm a sap and a sucker, it still has to be well done, and that's rare.

Despite that, my week has been overly booked, and exhausting, and a little painful, and I've been a bit lonely and had the blues, and even the slightest amount of TLC has been sending me embarrassingly into tears... but somehow, I came out of the theatre tonight and felt so much better. XD <3

The power of the chick flick is terrifyingly fluffy.

Or maybe it was that fucking adorable puppy.




... It was The Proposal and I maintain that Sandra is a fox, for reasons I can't even begin to understand. >.>

Now I am going to bed and tomorrow's Saturday, which automatically means it will be awesome. Except for the fact I'm still getting up early. Ew. Oh wellz. <3<3<3

*yawns and cuddles up with kitten*

=_= So, like, six hours of not caring about how bad my mood icons turned out later... I give you something that should have never been created.

twins_tamaki

I am so fail. But it had to be done. It had to be done.

... Meanwhile, conquistelocait has dragged me back into TMNT. I have thus realized I have the weirdest half-written shit in my writing folder for that fandom. There's a fanfic about Leo and April bonding over their inability to have a sufficient womb. Wow.

And then I dragged out Everworld stuff, too.




IT HAS BEEN A MULTI-FANDOM NIGHT.

OMG! Look! She is updating after a single day! A single day! Could it be?!

That's right. >D It's true.

Have more fanfic, LOL. This time for 'neechan for rocking hardcore and giving me pretty writing and wanting more Kaoru, bwahaha.

Fandom: Ouran Host Club
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tamaki/Kaoru [Hikaru/Kaoru implied]
Summary: Three cities. Three stories. In the second of these, Kaoru sneaks home in the early morning, shares his kitchen and a little culture with Tamaki, and is resolutely no longer in denial (just despair).

First Part - Paris: An Experiment in Gravity

( Tokyo: A Study in the Classics )

Ahahaa.

Now... I go to rescue my curtains from the cat and make dinner. XD XD

I can see light at the end of the tunnel! Work is getting done! Must keep telling self, "It's less than a month and you will taste freedom and know it as your wanton, gnome-mauling woman."

I probably need one of those. Sigh.

slkdj I'm so tired. For the past few months, I've been getting killer dreams. This is pretty common - I remember my dreams frequently and vividly, and learned to live with, and even enjoy, their complete weird years ago. But lately, it's been tenfold. =_= I've never had such an intense sleeping life; it's like there's no end to it. I'll be utterly drowned in it and then wake up, and then repeat throughout the whole night, just having dreams and then waking up feeling like I've not actually rested at all.

WHERE IS MY ACTUAL SLEEP, BRAIN? T_T

Anyway. /random

So I did take the time to write a bit more twins/Tamaki, because whiteadelphi said I should, and she is awesome and so I cannot disobey her. Or. Or, rather, she's awesome and lets me use her as an excuse so I can write more. Right? Right.

Fandom: Ouran Host Club
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Hikaru/Tamaki implied
Summary: Three cities. Three stories. In the first of these, Hikaru searches for a door, something for Tamaki to wear, and absolution for a crime he still hasn't committed.

( Paris: An Experiment in Gravity )

Right. I sleep now.

... Or I could wish Torchwood's Children of Earth would just damn well get here, already.

*flails*

I AM ALIVE. JUST SO YOU KNOW. IF YOU STILL READ THIS.

... BARELY, BUT ALIVE.

And hopefully, after July 1, to be much more active online. But right now, my job is eating me. At least it gives me huge amounts of childish glee and satisfaction, when it's not holding a pillow over my face and waiting until the movement stops. 8D

Just so I have something to say before collapsing into bed, have a crackish Ouran Host Club theory.

( Why Tamaki Suou Is the Heroine of This Anime/Manga )

I rest my case.

Also, because I feel guilty, have some fic I wrote months ago but forgot to post here. >.>;;;

Fandom: Ouran Host Club
Rating: R
Pairing: Twins/Tamaki
Summary: It started out as a game. If they weren't so good at playing, maybe it wouldn't have gone so far.

Written for Ouran Kink Meme request: "Twins/Tamaki. Cops/criminal roleplay. Yes, twins are on top." Only, there's... maybe one paragraph of actual kink. An extremely nongraphic paragraph. In four pages.

Yes. I fail.

( Throw Away the Key )

And then there's this. Which I also have no excuse for.

I was going to write a long fic about this in segmented parts, like before, but then I realized it worked much better as a series of short drabbles. The overall connect wasn't good enough. XD XD So expect more random tiny shots of crossdressing!love.

Fandom: Ouran Host Club
Rating: PG
Pairing: Benio/Tamaki
Summary: [Sequel to Skirt Chaser] In which Benio makes a bold decision and Tamaki can't figure out the proper protocol for this when he's not in stockings.

( An Engaging Announcement )


... Bed. =_=

1. Why, oh why would you do that, David Shore? IT BURNS.

2. I have seaweed crackers. This, with the combination of a new pillow, has placated my rage. Momentarily.

3. My boss thinks I should make elementary school worksheets for a living. It is very, very tempting.

4. sldkjs Does anyone have a children's book they want published?! Kind of?! How about children's songs? Flash games? T_T SRYSLY. YOU WOULD THINK PEOPLE WOULD JUMP AT THESE OPPORTUNITIES.

5. I still owe half of the floral bouquets. Work has keeled me. I will get them to you, though. X3 Working on Ash/Eiji now.

6. I am writing another Benio/Tamaki fanfic. With wedding cake.

7. I am still taking polka dancing. Yes, I can dance now. A bit.

8. Iowa legalized gay marriage. NO ONE SAW THIS COMING. D8 NOT EVEN ME. WIN.

9. Da wants to steal my kitten. D:

Me: *snuggled up with Bear in bed*
Da: *opens door* Oh, there he is.
Me: *suspicious gaze!*
Da: Do you want him put away for the night?
Me: I suppose you can take him...
Da: *picks up Bear and sneaks him away* X3
Da: You can come with me now, Bear~
Da: You'reallminenow. <3
Me: IT WAS ALL A TRAP! D:

... I'm on to you, Daddykins. The game is afoot.



*goestobed* <3

( MEGA SPOILERS FOR TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF HOUSE )

=_=

*goes to cuddle with her kitten*

Day late with this, but...

I love you. <3

*sleepy hug to all*







Bear says, "I like socks because they're yummynummy." Oh honey. When you grow up to be a big kitty, you are going to be so wrong in the head. Momma's touched that you're following her path. You know, only with socks. XD

About done with the second batch of flower bouquets, but going to bed now.

But really quick, I have a question!

I miss being in school and having access to Final Cut and all the glorious movie-splicing software available there. Windows Movie Maker's okay enough; it's what I've been using so far. But now... er, I have a job. That pays me. Which means I can get a decent film editing program.

... Any suggestions? While keeping in mind that, while I have cash, I'd prefer to spend as little as possible? XD XD

<3

KLJSLDK

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO MORE HUNTER X HUNTER?!

THAT IS NOT ON.






No, the series is not ending. =_= However, I'm caught up more or less and now have to wait. This means it's time to write fanfic. Gratuitious, indulgent fanfic. With creepy fortune tellers, weird beasts in the night not Hisoka, honest, Killua developing a truly rational fear of tree roots, and proof that Gon should never be married because, in Killua's opinion, he kind of sucks at it.

... But at least the boys have fun with axes.

Yes.

... Bed.

... You know, when people ask me why I love Torchwood, can I just give 'em this quote?

"Many fans have fantasized about Jack and Ianto's first meeting ... but even the most indulgent slash fiction hadn't dared be this outlandish! ... he and Jack compare 'special equipment' (Jack has a syringe, Ianto has a bar of chocolate - now there's a night in, with or without a pterodactyl), and bicker like a married couple even as they creep up on their prehistoric prey."

- Torchwood, The Official Magazine Issue #13




*is amused*

This show fans its own slash way more than I could've ever hoped to. Stopwatch? Seriously?

As promised, here's the first batch of floral bouquets requested! :D

Hope you enjoy. <3

I did end up just pasting the meanings besides the flowers, because... uh, I had too many links and sometimes they mean too many things. =_= Hope that works~. <3

( Floral Bouquets for Fandom Pairings: Batch One )

Whew, still doing more. But yes. <3 So much fun. Still time to request, people! :D

What a day. =_=

I won't bore you with the details, but man. What. A. Day.

Why is there so much drama, world?! WELL, I HAVE BLACKBERRIES AND YOU CAN LAUGH AT THAT. <3

And in memorium of today, I bring you these fandomy thoughts, in no particular order:


1. How is it that Tamaki is actually the shoujo heroine of Ouran Host Club?

2. More importantly, he's actually competing with Leo for Mommy of the Year Award. Except he's Daddy. Daddy-Who-Is-Like-Boyish-Mommy Daddy.

3. ... This leads to horrifying Leo/Tamaki thoughts. SASUKE BURNS.

4. Kyouya laughs.

5. You know, I just can't bring myself to read the rest of Tsubasa Chronicles when I know it's all just a lie.

6. Whatever happened to Vol. 8 of Satisfaction Guaranteed? T_T

7. DOES ANYONE REMEMBER EVERWORLD? BECAUSE I DO. ♥

8. Eiji is sad that he doesn't get to run for Mommy of the Year Award, but he gets Honorable Mention as Cute, Ghei Chinese Houseboy. <3

9. WITH MY SHORTER HAIR, I CAN COSPLAY A LOT OF PEOPLE NOW. :D JOY~

10. If I couldn't write, I'd probably have to be a florist. Just because I know so damn many of those flower meanings.

Speaking of which...

Give me one pairing and I will "compose" a floral bouquet that represents them - and, of course, give you either a link to a list so you can look up the secret meanings yourself or just copy below what the flowers mean.

Not that anyone reads this journal. But hey, lurkers, please to be asking? <3

lksjd Sleep. Need sleep.

But first, have a list of things because I promised myself I'd start posting more often. XD;;

1. I saw Casshern because bunnymaccool said it'd be good, and it was.

2. Today, we had our piano tuned and I sat down in front of one for the first time in years and still managed to get the first page of "Hungarian Dance No. 5" out.

3. ... I sort of miss it, so I might start practicing again. >.> IT IS NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE DAINTY, MAIDENLY MUSIC LIKE TAMAKI DOES. HONEST.

4. Snow is melted, sun is out! TIME TO START JOGGING. 8D

5. I'm learning polka dancing. WHY.

6. Catching up with TMNT comic books. Leo, why are you so crazy?! YOU MAKE NO SENSE. ♥

7. This song is the best damn song ever. Put on the subtitles by clicking the arrow in the corner. :D

8. Is there anyone out there that's been working in their job (and likes it) for over three years, that works in IT, manufacturing, or as a fine artist? >.>;; And would be willing to be briefly interviewed for a very good cause over email or phone (IS FOR TODAY'S YOUTH) about their job? sldjlskd It's a sad day when I start trying to widen our data pool over my livejournal. XD XD XD BUT SERIOUSLY. <3

9. I had the following conversation with my mother the other day:

Mom: You should watch that movie with your dad.
Me: What one?
Mom: That "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" one.
Me: ...
Me: You know, it was awkward enough seeing it with you. >.>
Mom: But it's a funny movie! :/
Me: YES. YES, AND IT'S ALSO GOT PORN.
Me: ... BUT SURE, WHY NOT.

10. I need to call Cait to find out her reaction to the end of second season of KKM. GAH. DRIVING ME CRAZY. <3<3<3

11. I keep writing terrible fantasy-domestic Ouran fanfiction in my scarce freetime. Why can't I make a decent plot? Thus far, it's mostly a lot of:

Hunny: I want cake. ;_; Illicit cake.
Mori: *is nowhere near close enough to give him cake*
Haruhi: *LIKES BREAKING CUTE THINGS*
Kaoru: I am aproned, sconed, and tea-cup ramified. Make my day.
Hikaru: WHO THE FUCK IS THE ANTI-HERO OF THIS STORY?!
Kyouya: ...
Tamaki: *is Mother Theresa after swallowing thirty glowsticks and wallowing in a bed of roses* <3

Also, the key sings Frank Sinatra.

... >.>

ksj Must reply to comments in inbox and amazing emails.

But first, bed. And even before that...

I am ridiculously lucky to have a girlfriend who doesn't care that I'm a boring phone conversationalist and who makes me laugh so hard - FOR OVER AN HOUR STRAIGHT - that the second I hang up and curl back in bed, I get violent hiccups. XD XD

Also, I was on the kkm_rating community and guess which character I ended up as?



...

BETTER YET, GUESS WHO CAIT ENDED UP AS?

( YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO KNOW. )

That's right.

FATE.

I HOPE OUR MARRIAGE IS BLESSED BY A CROSSDRESSING BAR MAIDEN WITH ORANGE HAIR, BEE. <3

lskjd bed now.

So, I talked to NASA today.

NASA is actually pretty awesome. And full of nice people who need hugs.

(On the other hand, other people aren't so nice, and I'm never answering my phone again. XD XD THERE IS A REASON I SENT YOU ALL TO SALES, WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? I BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH.)

We have three baby kittehs. They are fuzzy, squirmy love.

lskdj

I need a nap.

I WANT TO WATCH JURASSIC PARK WITH A FOGHORN.

♥

>.>;; I really am alive, honest...

Just working a lot. The said winter was our busiest time, but oy vey. Finally, this last week, I started sorting out my schedule and getting home on time and getting back in contact with some people. XD XD Ahh, I might figure this out after all. I did go see Coraline last night, and it was brilliant. <3

So now I'm writing some fic for Cait, and noticed I had stuff I've never posted. >.>;; Probably 'cause it sucked. So have a little fic dump, if anyone even still reads this journal. <3

Fandom: Everworld
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Summary: [Drabble, AU] A "What If?" scenario in which Senna isn't at all what they expected.

( Agenda )

Fandom: Ouran
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Summary: [Ficlet] Hikaru's well-versed in how easily people can drop things once they become boring. It's like waiting for the blade to fall, except Tono doesn't seem to know how to work a guillotine.

( Boys and Toys )

Fandom: Beastmaster
Rating: PG
Pairing: Dar/Tao implied
Summary: [Drabble] Ruh watches the humans play and thinks of them in terms of his own world.

( Interlude in a Stream )

Fandom: Beastmaster
Rating: PG
Pairing: Dar/Tao
Summary: [Sequel to Interlude in a Stream] Ruh watches over an injured Tao and is grumpy because tigers do not good babysitters make.

( Interlude in a Tent )